“Not only is that incompetent, it’s incontinent”

“When you try to argue with Trump people, stay away from facts”

“Orange is the new beautiful mind”

“Russell Crowe as Donald Trump is Elijah Wood and Jackie Chan… Morgan Freeman”

“You can’t summon Satan he just appears in the eyes of a child”

“I am not going to dignify that with a non-response”

“I can be mentally challenged”

“By being offended, you’ve offended us”

“There’s something on the wing of my brain!”

“Pube Knife”

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