“I hold dinners and balls”

“Put your beans on ice!”

“The only way that you step in heaven is lightly”

“Am I allowed to white knight?”

“If someone says something about armor and holes in armor and they’re disparaging chinks, then I’ll come in and I’ll say ‘You know what? I identify as chain-male and I chink you’re a sexist.'”

“I am offended on behalf of chinks because I have metallurgy to your hate and I think that we can all mend our differences and create a better weld for… arsenic.”

“Hindsight is 20/20 and morons are always blind”

“We’re developing guns to harvest all the rest of the plants”