“Rocking out 24/7 till the break of dawn”

“Asian does crack… on occASIAN”

“You had to air out your Harry books”

“A little loady, a little cocky, a little fiery”

“Guys who look like they came out of MIB chasing dudes who look like they’re from 12 Monkeys”

“An assive aggressive way to handle the shituation”

“Riding motorcycles is a two-way street”

“Indiana Jones: Summoning Hitler” … “Why are there monkeys?”

“I’m rooting for the guy who knows how to invent lawn mowers that cure cancer”

“It’s like if Steve Jobs or Elon Musk were murdered by a Mac or a Tesla, respectively.”

“When dad doesn’t have a lot to say I have all of his to-say also”

“Kind Kompassion Kurt-Russell”

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