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“You should be humiliated, just having your balls out like that. They’re so tiny. And there’s WAY too many of them, to be quite honest. You haven’t even entered puberty. What gender is this even? You have so many balls. And you’re so young.”

“Don’t fan the farts”

“Imagine if Hitler threw around more ‘gosh darnit’s and ‘dang it, y’all’s”

“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and then wish into your wishing hand that you hadn’t shat into your shitting hand.”

“What is a stack of papers but a sandwich, really?”