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“In all my excitement for sibcasting today, a purple liquid just shot out of me. And I don’t know where it came from. Just somewhere in the middle. Belly button maybe?”
“Over here the bubbles just sit on beanbag chairs and flip you off when you ask them to vote.”
“Eat a salad of venus fly traps, and pineapples. And beetles. The salad that eats you back. Try to eat it first. And coral reef.”
“You do really bad things like not buying novelty stuffed tree sloths. What a terrible person.”
“There are probably pockets of farmers holding guns and just refusing to change their clocks.”
“I don’t think that movie’s probably popular anymore because of the retarded Michael Keaton.”
“We don’t need you to come in. We know what your nipples look like. I’ve got them memorized. They haunt my nightmares. I can no longer make love to my wife.”
Bear with us for the first several minutes of this ‘cast as there are some microphone difficulties, but they clear up soon enough!
“Everyone who you offended gets to stand in line and punch you in the balls. And if you don’t have balls by the end it, that’s your own fault. You should have thought of that.”
“You know, I don’t think that kids are sniffing enough markers. I think we can really resolve this issue. Kids should really be inhaling more artificial flavorings and chemicals… marker chemicals.”