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“Does that beard come with automatic windows?”
“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”
“You started the game and then you got defensive suddenly”
“Please tell Mr. Slippywitz that he left his shark at the party and so we ate it.”
“I always have a lot of extra hose in my trunk just in case.”
“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”
“That’s an impoitant pornt to ensaphize”
“Opportunity doesn’t always knock on a door. Sometimes it yells at a window.”
“Yeah I’d rather just eat pizza. Could I do that? I hope that that’s your advice. I’m already doing that.”
“Excuse me! You’ve soiled my shit cloak further than I had already soiled myself. I take exception to that!”