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“Ernest Goes to Thanksgiving”
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and then wish into your wishing hand that you hadn’t shat into your shitting hand.”
“Take a bottle of chill pills. You can’t overdose on them.”
“I was shaming myself amongst the northern lights…”
“Maybe aliens, when they come down, their ballsacks will look like Balzacs”
“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”