Tag Archives: Oprah
“More guns, exponentially. I think that we should give guns guns. There should be little guns that guns can hold… And in that sense, I think that there should be guns that hold us.”
“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”
“Sir Reginald Excellence Tallmaster Commodore 64”
“Get the ol’ face holes primed”
“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”
“Hot Claus”
“It’s like a pub crawl but for adorable internet memes”