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“Good news, you get some really toned and defined glutes. Bad news, they’re like pistons for turds.”
“What did you just sentence to me?”
“Leapfrog’s gotta be gone. It makes people without legs feel guilty. For being gay.”
“Cameras pointed at empty chairs and deviled eggs”
“My to-do list is to make a to-do list and I’m going to cross that off and go to sleep.”
“If you ever eat a banana that’s especially large, it’s a little bit emasculating.”
“Hot Claus”
“I always have a lot of extra hose in my trunk just in case.”
“In all my excitement for sibcasting today, a purple liquid just shot out of me. And I don’t know where it came from. Just somewhere in the middle. Belly button maybe?”