Tag Archives: Japan
“Good news, you get some really toned and defined glutes. Bad news, they’re like pistons for turds.”
“It’s not a spit take it’s a spit give”
“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”
“I wish there was a Sandlady so sleep wasn’t so gay”
“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”
“When I read some of the pages in this book I start to frown. Can we make my face stop frowning? Can we put words in here that make my face go up?”