Tag Archives: Inception

“Picking up shit in heaven is better than taking shits in hell”

“I’m not chasing metaphor squirrels I’m playing meta foursquare!”

“Good news, you get some really toned and defined glutes. Bad news, they’re like pistons for turds.”

“Rabbit Hutch and Panic Hatch: Attorneys at Law”

“I don’t blame jokes for being jokes I blame douchebags for taking them seriously”