Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton
“Mulligans are for golfers and hobos”
“This information is a vegetable. I will not be digesting it at all, in that case.”
“I’m not just ready… I was BORN premature.”
“Loose Stools n Such: Shit Your Ass Down”
“Crystal Meth Clear”
“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”
“What did you just sentence to me?”
“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”
“If you ever eat a banana that’s especially large, it’s a little bit emasculating.”
“Does that beard come with automatic windows?”