Tag Archives: Forrest Gump
“I’m gonna smash my hand bones against your face pieces!”
“William Shatner is like one of those self-inflatable things on an airplane. If the ‘80s crashed then William Shatner flew out of it and is saving lives by inflating himself. Slowly. And automatically.”
“I do not put those on like Iron Man – as my strong suit”
“It’s not a spit take it’s a spit give”
“It’s like a pub crawl but for adorable internet memes”