Tag Archives: Donald Trump
“I don’t blame jokes for being jokes I blame douchebags for taking them seriously”
“Hot Claus”
“Ho down at the hootenanny! She tripped on some poontang!”
“I always have a lot of extra hose in my trunk just in case.”
“Miley Cyrus is like a weird frequency of human… that we don’t need.”
“How mustachioed can you be while you fix my coffee!?”
“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”
“This is time for swears. Like poopinanny!”
“I just thought it was interesting how everyone exploded, calling her a bold-faced liar and saying there is no comparison when there clearly is a comparison because we’re all comparing it.”