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“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”
“My shit is a has-been for sure”
“If you look in the back room there’s a bunch of komodo dragons licking enormous paper mache scrotums.”
“Yeah I just tore right out of mom. Almost killed us both. It was hilarious.”
“I just thought it was interesting how everyone exploded, calling her a bold-faced liar and saying there is no comparison when there clearly is a comparison because we’re all comparing it.”
“When I read some of the pages in this book I start to frown. Can we make my face stop frowning? Can we put words in here that make my face go up?”