Tag Archives: Cecily Strong
“Is ‘Bogarting’ an Olympic sport now? No. It’s not.”
“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.”
“I don’t blame jokes for being jokes I blame douchebags for taking them seriously”
“We don’t need you to come in. We know what your nipples look like. I’ve got them memorized. They haunt my nightmares. I can no longer make love to my wife.”