Tag Archives: Ashton Kutcher
“You and the capitol need to get way better doors”
“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”
“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”
“Rabbit Hutch and Panic Hatch: Attorneys at Law”
“Ho down at the hootenanny! She tripped on some poontang!”
“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”
“You can’t fool me! You’re not two midgets in a trenchcoat, you’re one midget in a jacket. And novelty sunglasses.”