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“The vertical mouse is the lizard mouse is the slap mouse”
“Imagine if Hitler threw around more ‘gosh darnit’s and ‘dang it, y’all’s”
“Rocking out 24/7 till the break of dawn”
“Leapfrog’s gotta be gone. It makes people without legs feel guilty. For being gay.”
“How else am I supposed to pilot a vehicle properly without gauntlets!?”
“That’s my metaphor for humanity. Just Mike Tyson wailing on his own nutsack as hard as he can.”