April 10, 2017
129 Peas & Hominy
“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”
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April 3, 2017
128 Basketball Legume
“He looks like someone who would go eat at Long John Silver’s and then go murder somebody”
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March 20, 2017
127 Brown Zero Waffle Hose
“Hurry! Run out of the burning building! The doorway is on fire! My doorwary is burning!”
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February 20, 2017
125 Austin Tacious Bitch Chin
“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”
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February 7, 2017
124 Friends Without Medical Benefits
“I’m going to get a tongue surgically installed in my butt so I can find out what that asshole is saying.”
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January 29, 2017
123 Bobbleheadless
“I’m gonna smash my hand bones against your face pieces!”
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January 26, 2017
122 Better to butter your butt whole bread
“He’s telling you what he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s doing things what he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do… in public… and privates. In public AND WITH HIS PRIVATES.”
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January 12, 2017
121 McFarnald’s Seafood Burgers
“A warm blanket made out of cement that I can wrap around me for aegis to come.”
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December 10, 2016
120 Is Aleppo like a llama?
“Every day is your afterbirthday other than your birthday.”
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