Category Archives: The Sibcast
“I’m gonna teach you cancer… soooo hard.”
“I’m going to rob from myself and give to the comfortably employed“
“Take a bottle of chill pills. You can’t overdose on them.”
“May I expose these truths that happen to be in my pants?”
“I’m here to build bridges that go underwater… so they’re not really bridges. They’re just ramps.”
“Vexitrol. Side effects include: Loss of friends and shitting your pants… from your face”
“I’ll be down pantly”
“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”
“Nothing should be called head cheese”
“I’d like a small dish of cholesterol pellets please and a bowl of tartar soup”