Category Archives: The Sibcast
“I always have a lot of extra hose in my trunk just in case.”
“Miley Cyrus is like a weird frequency of human… that we don’t need.”
“Normally when things are super I’m all aboard. But not in this case. Like a super-rainbow, or a super-disco, or a super-orgy – I’m all-in… in more ways than one.”
“I wish there was a Sandlady so sleep wasn’t so gay”
“He’s created a neverending river of happiness throughout all of eternity. And I would thank you to respect that! And do your laundry in it, as well!”
“Coolness first. Excellence second. Safety third.”
“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”
“How mustachioed can you be while you fix my coffee!?”
“You don’t have Alzheimer’s, it’s just more like your mind works as a conveyor and as you put things on it, they fall off the other end.”
“You’re the one making yourself look like a tiny plastic hamster in your own mind. That’s something YOU need to address.”