Category Archives: The Sibcast
“Cause you’re the kind of person who’s out at the intersection of Nature and Nurture in the middle of a Tuesday, buying one pack of smokes with mostly change. One of the bills was wet. Just one of them.”
“Let’s get all the bitches straight!”
“How else am I supposed to pilot a vehicle properly without gauntlets!?”
“Does that beard come with automatic windows?”
“Maybe aliens, when they come down, their ballsacks will look like Balzacs”
“It’s like a pub crawl but for adorable internet memes”
“That’s my metaphor for humanity. Just Mike Tyson wailing on his own nutsack as hard as he can.”
“So I see in the back of the shop what appears to be a human bag of douche shaking its head at me”
“You started the game and then you got defensive suddenly”
“Please tell Mr. Slippywitz that he left his shark at the party and so we ate it.”