Category Archives: The Sibcast
“If you look in the back room there’s a bunch of komodo dragons licking enormous paper mache scrotums.”
“Yeah I just tore right out of mom. Almost killed us both. It was hilarious.”
“I feel like I’m not running for president but, then again, I’m not running for president.”
“I was shaming myself amongst the northern lights…”
“I’m telling you, check all anuses. Do a cavity search of the whole house.”
“It’s not a spit take it’s a spit give”
“I don’t blame jokes for being jokes I blame douchebags for taking them seriously”
“Hot Claus”
“Ho down at the hootenanny! She tripped on some poontang!”
“Cause you’re the kind of person who’s out at the intersection of Nature and Nurture in the middle of a Tuesday, buying one pack of smokes with mostly change. One of the bills was wet. Just one of them.”