Category Archives: Podcast
“I’m gonna smash my hand bones against your face pieces!”
“He’s telling you what he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s doing things what he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do… in public… and privates. In public AND WITH HIS PRIVATES.”
“A warm blanket made out of cement that I can wrap around me for aegis to come.”
“Every day is your afterbirthday other than your birthday.”
“William Shatner is like one of those self-inflatable things on an airplane. If the ‘80s crashed then William Shatner flew out of it and is saving lives by inflating himself. Slowly. And automatically.”
“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”
“Punishingly ironic”
“Sir Reginald Excellence Tallmaster Commodore 64”
“That’s so much work. I’ve gotta like, move my hands and they’re busy picking my nose”
“Not only is that incompetent, it’s incontinent”