Category Archives: Podcast
“I did the math using common core and, from what I can tell, you owe me seven tomatoes and also four tomatoes and two tomatoes and six tomatoes.”
“Everyone knows how to turn lemonade into pee. But can you get it back the other way?”
Bear with us for the first several minutes of this ‘cast as there are some microphone difficulties, but they clear up soon enough!
“Everyone who you offended gets to stand in line and punch you in the balls. And if you don’t have balls by the end it, that’s your own fault. You should have thought of that.”
“You know, I don’t think that kids are sniffing enough markers. I think we can really resolve this issue. Kids should really be inhaling more artificial flavorings and chemicals… marker chemicals.”
Hang onto your fanny packs, this is by far the wildest epidode yet!
“When I read some of the pages in this book I start to frown. Can we make my face stop frowning? Can we put words in here that make my face go up?”
“I used to nut like nobody’s business. I used to be spiky and I used to nut everywhere.”
“You can’t fool me! You’re not two midgets in a trenchcoat, you’re one midget in a jacket. And novelty sunglasses.”
Yet another in-person Sibcast epidode sees us covering such subjects as little people, the validity of holidays, spinning cyclones of shitting dogs, health and fitness, and Jason deftly avoiding butt-rape. All that and much more!