Category Archives: Podcast
“I don’t know anything about Jews.” “I think they came from space. And then they built the pyramids.”
“That’s an impoitant pornt to ensaphize”
“This is time for swears. Like poopinanny!”
“Opportunity doesn’t always knock on a door. Sometimes it yells at a window.”
“Yeah I’d rather just eat pizza. Could I do that? I hope that that’s your advice. I’m already doing that.”
“Excuse me! You’ve soiled my shit cloak further than I had already soiled myself. I take exception to that!”
“In all my excitement for sibcasting today, a purple liquid just shot out of me. And I don’t know where it came from. Just somewhere in the middle. Belly button maybe?”
“I just thought it was interesting how everyone exploded, calling her a bold-faced liar and saying there is no comparison when there clearly is a comparison because we’re all comparing it.”
“Over here the bubbles just sit on beanbag chairs and flip you off when you ask them to vote.”
“I’m not a hasbian or a yestergay, I’m a nowcoholic. I live for today!”