Category Archives: Podcast
“Normally when things are super I’m all aboard. But not in this case. Like a super-rainbow, or a super-disco, or a super-orgy – I’m all-in… in more ways than one.”
“I wish there was a Sandlady so sleep wasn’t so gay”
“He’s created a neverending river of happiness throughout all of eternity. And I would thank you to respect that! And do your laundry in it, as well!”
“Coolness first. Excellence second. Safety third.”
“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”
“How mustachioed can you be while you fix my coffee!?”
“You don’t have Alzheimer’s, it’s just more like your mind works as a conveyor and as you put things on it, they fall off the other end.”
“You’re the one making yourself look like a tiny plastic hamster in your own mind. That’s something YOU need to address.”
“In a binary cat system there will always be a larger gravitational pull in one of the cats”
“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”