Category Archives: Podcast
“You don’t have Alzheimer’s, it’s just more like your mind works as a conveyor and as you put things on it, they fall off the other end.”
“You’re the one making yourself look like a tiny plastic hamster in your own mind. That’s something YOU need to address.”
“In a binary cat system there will always be a larger gravitational pull in one of the cats”
“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”
“I don’t know anything about Jews.” “I think they came from space. And then they built the pyramids.”
“That’s an impoitant pornt to ensaphize”
“This is time for swears. Like poopinanny!”
“Opportunity doesn’t always knock on a door. Sometimes it yells at a window.”
“Yeah I’d rather just eat pizza. Could I do that? I hope that that’s your advice. I’m already doing that.”
“Excuse me! You’ve soiled my shit cloak further than I had already soiled myself. I take exception to that!”