Category Archives: Fur Cereal
“I’m not sure how I could be sure of anything… since I am a lie.”
“We’re building more walls. We’re building a maze!”
“We know about the birds and the bees, but then no one ever explains separately birds and bees.”
“If you really want to help Charlie Sheen, give him a cure for Charlie Sheen.”
“My shit is a has-been for sure”
“Despotic leaders litter human history. It’s mostly what we have – is people being dickbags in office.”
“If you ever eat a banana that’s especially large, it’s a little bit emasculating.”
“A lot of small splashes and neanderthals falling at the end of round 2”
“If you look in the back room there’s a bunch of komodo dragons licking enormous paper mache scrotums.”
“I feel like I’m not running for president but, then again, I’m not running for president.”