Category Archives: Fur Cereal

Sometimes real shit hits the silly fan

“Crushed Oregano De Provence greetings to you”

“Houston, we have a pueblo.”

“OshKosh B’goshkinazi Jew. They’re the cutest little kids brand.”

“Nothing should be called head cheese”

“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”

“Swollmate”

“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”

“Hurry! Run out of the burning building! The doorway is on fire! My doorwary is burning!”