Category Archives: Fur Cereal
“Crushed Oregano De Provence greetings to you”
“Houston, we have a pueblo.”
“OshKosh B’goshkinazi Jew. They’re the cutest little kids brand.”
“Nothing should be called head cheese”
“I wish I could like peanuts. I just can’t. Like, they make me die.”
“Swollmate”
“Easter’s just the more pastel Halloween”
“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”
“It’s gonna be adorable and fragile”
“Hurry! Run out of the burning building! The doorway is on fire! My doorwary is burning!”