120 Is Aleppo like a llama?

“Every day is your afterbirthday other than your birthday.”

“I’m looking for the ‘Ultimate Scholarship’ for my frisbee”

“This could be in the world where pipes have inherited the earth. That’s my new theory; is that someday they’ll discover all of our human bones and be like ‘Oh my goodness… they were completely solid!'”

“He’s gonna have to compete in a competitive jobless market”

“It smells like curds in here”

“Vladimir Poutine: Alaskan Soulfood”

“Life is good. I haven’t been injured by squirrels recently.”

“The Trump School of Improv”

“That’s one shaggy ash hole”

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