119 The OK Outdoors

“William Shatner is like one of those self-inflatable things on an airplane. If the ‘80s crashed then William Shatner flew out of it and is saving lives by inflating himself. Slowly. And automatically.”

“I wish that the indians would have been more racist. Maybe things would have been better.”

“Those other treasures are actually turds with foil wrapped around them. It’s not even chocolate.”

“It was a nice stew of thought that I just had to dip a ladle into and get a little serving here of some racism.”

“Taking a crepe at the salad bar with some coffee”

“Opinions are like assholes: some people have a lot of them”

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