“Picking up shit in heaven is better than taking shits in hell”

“Do the obest you can”

“I see all of the time in all of the places”

“I wonder if everyone who has ever climbed a mountain is actually very bad at it”

“It’s like karate belts mixed with Scientology”

“This is Step 1 of Phase 1 of Plan A of THE FUTURE!”

“Apartment #2: BM; The Hole Thing”

“You can’t spell ‘catch’ without ‘cat’… and I don’t know what significance that has”

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