September 3, 2017

138 World Championchip Cookies

“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”

“Sir! You’re over-applying that nut-tan lotion. At this point I have to arrest you.”

“What you don’t want a probe to do is get wider and deeper”

“Instead of wind blowing wood through stuff it’s just wood… blowing itself.”