“Swollmate”

“Friends… but on steroids… with cats!”

“A savage of cats”

“A swoll of bros”

“A parade of gays”

“A ballsack of supremacists”

“I think that trump supporters have 70-80% of America’s skin flaps. Superfluous skin folds and cockles.”

“My butt writes just as good of jokes as Louis CK”

“You’ve never gripped a thing until you’ve had two thumbs on one hand”

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