“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“There’s a significant amount of baseline excitement that’s allotted for tacos, so it’s very difficult to overdo it”

“Tacos are great. But these people sound terrible.”

“All the children that I have ignored in public have taught me a lot”

“They talk a lot about tough love in a parenting situation but what about gentle hate? How about that? Just a little.”

“You look at that pile of rotting melons out back and you think about money!”

“This thing is so strong and so powerful and great it can lift TWO heavy fancy things!”

“That’s the Isis On The KKKake”

“How the hell is a pug gonna turn into a wolf?”

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