June 13, 2016

108 Mission Impopsicle

“There’s no laws against hitting your emotions”

“My issues are anemic. My emotions, they bruise easily.”

“I don’t think that that’s an important component of this process – that we understand.”

“None of these people know how to use words or actions or beliefs”

“I think that if cats had tongues on their hands they would pet each other too. But they don’t. So that’s why they use their tongues.

“It’s not gay to have a laser beam in your mouth. Even if a dude is operating the laser beam.”

“I have pubes on my face! Does that offend you?”