“I have to doodies peepees”

“Speaking of scrotums, Bernie Sanders is hangin 10… hangin 2”

“The treeps are too tall and the branches to fart apar!”

“It’s like e-commerce but for racists: E-race”

“Lev your life one lift at a time”

“Top notch brah do you even lev?”

“When they say ‘get a grip’ they don’t mean grip your face they mean grip stuff with your face”

“Algorithm Gore is influencing the climate of purchasing domain names in the domain name of science.com”

“Are any of these people hot? How much should I care about this?”

“As long as your family lives in a brothel and is whores”

“If you’ll excuse me I have midgets to unpack”

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