“You probably catch as many or more flies with turds than you do with honey.”

“A lethal dosage of kittens”

“At some point a teddy bear doesn’t being digesting your bones.”

“Babies havin’ babies, bearies eatin’ berries”

“I opened a butthole into a parallel universe… with my murder beans.”

“We’ll sleep on it. We’ll give it a bidet or two.”

“Poop, Buttholes, and Murder: We will not get anything done for you”

“Seriousness, and levity… and seriousness again”

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