083 The Ineffable and Affable

“Is this what YouTube is now? Your tube?”

“Could more people identify as craftsmen? As blacksmiths? Or professional bowlers?”

“What are these, are these thoughts? Oh no! I didn’t mean to put these thoughts on the joke fire!”

“I’m gonna kill one funny bird with one gigantic boulder just to prove a point. I don’t need to kill a whole bunch of birds using one stone. I have all bird corpses and skipping stones that I need.”

“Life: It turns tiny little cherubs into haggard roadies.”

“A big, black trash bag of depression with a bunch of shredded up humor inside of it… but it’s evidence that we don’t want people to see.”

“The Dumpster of Solitude”

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