077 Good Luck With Hat

“Leapfrog’s gotta be gone. It makes people without legs feel guilty. For being gay.”

“Shut your face sphincters!”

“You will actually have to, you know, modulate all sphincters during any of these processes because you’re putting a lot of pressure – you’re treating yourself like, basically, a bagpipe.”

“It’s not so much what you want to do it’s what you can’t not do”

“Out in front of their house with a free sign on it: It’s a futonconscious. It converts, and it’s shitty at both.”

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