“A lot of small splashes and neanderthals falling at the end of round 2”
“You know why that doesn’t bother me, don’t you? Because the part of me that it bothered died. And now that part is dead. So thank you. Instead of all of you getting smarter, I got dumber. Thank you.”
“If Mozart makes you smarter, then Limp Bizkit makes you stupider, and everything I just said is correct.”
“Lord of The Cock Rings: The Epic Tail”
“The benefits of being undiagnosed!”
“Not only are rich people buying our campaigns but our government is buying dumb people.”
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