August 12, 2015

032 A Snowball’s Chance in Congress

“That’s an impoitant pornt to ensaphize”

“Going back to the black people who chase us all around on sunny days”

“We turned the bank and the churches into towers of silence. It’s horrific.”

“Could one of you just learn to play the guitar instead of inventing this?”

“You wouldn’t throw rocks at Bruce Wayne, so don’t you throw rocks at these ducks!”

“What is a caricature in this instance? Is it some wild, imaginative version of us giving a shit?”

“That was awkward. That guy couldn’t draw a soccer ball for shit. The hands looked like forks!”

“If you can’t read this, then that’s racist of the system. And we need to change it.”