028 Carnivorous Piñata
“Excuse me! You’ve soiled my shit cloak further than I had already soiled myself. I take exception to that!”
“Within the last five years I’ve seen insane sentences come out of the internet.”
“I’m not gaining weight, I’m transitioning into a larger version of myself. Don’t judge me!”
“The only P I was thinking about was the P in pizza. But now I’m thinking about the P in pool.”
“I’m sure I could read ah article about it and it would be explained, but I’m not gonna do that. I have perfectly good pornography to read!”
“We’re excluding trans because they weren’t invented back then. No one had invented trans-anything. Everyone was just what they were. If you wanted to change your appearance you put on a hat.”
“Not free range. Like open desert parenting. ‘You kids just fucking figure it out.’”
“The internet has prolapsed! We need to insert some legislation into it.”
“Well I don’t like being told that I will like things so I’m already pre-hating it.”
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