018 Turn your D into a P

“We don’t need you to come in. We know what your nipples look like. I’ve got them memorized. They haunt my nightmares. I can no longer make love to my wife.”

“He seems like a nice enough guy who does wheelies on sport bikes. And then does wheelies on ladies.”

“Mother Teresa and Princess Di, if somehow they lezzed out so super hard that a baby came out, that thing would not be as adored as Sir Paul Walker.”

“A buttmunch was a coal miner who went in ahead of the crew and scavenged for jewels.”

“Well I would say that that is very much like a gay brothel in many ways.”

“Even if it tastes like shit and gives you cancer people will at least eat it for 2 years”

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