Tag Archives: Will Ferrell

“Some people call it a perfume of musk. Some people call it a fart.”

“He’s telling you what he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s doing things what he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do… in public… and privates. In public AND WITH HIS PRIVATES.”

“A mobius of impractical clothing. How do I put this shirt on? There’s no inside or outside! It’s a bunch of sleeves wrapped in on one another.”

“That’s so much work. I’ve gotta like, move my hands and they’re busy picking my nose”

“Yeah I just tore right out of mom. Almost killed us both. It was hilarious.”