Tag Archives: Vin Diesel
“I like my hot sauces like I like my women: Loose and able to grab… passed to me from some other dude I don’t know.”
“Vexitrol. Side effects include: Loss of friends and shitting your pants… from your face”
“Yeah I just tore right out of mom. Almost killed us both. It was hilarious.”
“You don’t have Alzheimer’s, it’s just more like your mind works as a conveyor and as you put things on it, they fall off the other end.”