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“He’s telling you what he doesn’t know what he’s doing and he’s doing things what he doesn’t know what he’s gonna do… in public… and privates. In public AND WITH HIS PRIVATES.”

“Every day is your afterbirthday other than your birthday.”

“That’s so much work. I’ve gotta like, move my hands and they’re busy picking my nose”

“A crabby tuft on Bigfoot’s face”

“You don’t wanna let the boob out of the bag”

“Rocking out 24/7 till the break of dawn”

“My to-do list is to make a to-do list and I’m going to cross that off and go to sleep.”