Tag Archives: Trump

“Take a bottle of chill pills. You can’t overdose on them.”

“May I expose these truths that happen to be in my pants?”

“I’ll be down pantly”

“The best we can hope for from racists and idiots is that maybe in 150 years they’ll be really good at partying”

“Nothing should be called head cheese”

“Everything will be sophisticated except to the extent that it sounds like a broken retard talking to you”

“He looks like someone who would go eat at Long John Silver’s and then go murder somebody”

“Hurry! Run out of the burning building! The doorway is on fire! My doorwary is burning!”

“A vomit on words”

“It’s a big shame-wreath around your butt-traffic”