Tag Archives: Tom Hanks

“Ernest Goes to Thanksgiving”

“Don’t you think most bulls are named ‘Hank’?”

“A golden mean spiral into retardation”

“I always have a lot of extra hose in my trunk just in case.”

“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”

“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”