Tag Archives: Tom Hanks
“Ernest Goes to Thanksgiving”
“Don’t you think most bulls are named ‘Hank’?”
“A golden mean spiral into retardation”
“I always have a lot of extra hose in my trunk just in case.”
“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”
“How are you, Tedworth?” … “I’m jotally tacked!”