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“Great gloomy castles and clouds”

“Nothing should be called head cheese”

“You know what I dramamine”

“That’s my metaphor for humanity. Just Mike Tyson wailing on his own nutsack as hard as he can.”

“Coolness first. Excellence second. Safety third.”

“I stopped giving shits two weeks ago. That is why I am speaking to you in this doctor’s office.”